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Paradise Tossed

by kaufman
12-09-01


	Today on The View, we are pleased to be speaking with the Prince of Darkness himself, Satan. Now Satan, you have a truly vile reputation, but it's not all fire and brimstone, is it?


	No, as a matter of fact I've had my pratfalls. I once used telekinesis to put an elelphant into Groucho Marx's pajamas ... and it became the root of one of his most famous lines.


	In your new book it says you were also going to teleport a leech to his upper lip, but you decided that would be redundant.


	These days telekinesis is one of Hell's main industries. Speaking of which, how'd you like that puddle of bile on your dressing room floor today? My administrative assistant did that.


	You ARE the Prince of Lies! Are we to believe that a mere administrative assistant did that?


	Well, that's her politically correct title. Officially, of course, she's a secrete ary.

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