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  kaufman  
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by kaufman
10-15-15
Wow. Those were the most delicious potatoes I've ever tasted. And you're a botanist who grew them yourself. Figures. So, what's your secret?
Well, I was stuck in a place with no breathable air and no drinkable water. So I synthesized H2O and fertilized the seeds in my own shit.
Well, that's very ... Hey, wait a minute, I recognize you! You're the guy who was stranded on Mars for two years!
Huh? No, you must have me mistaken for somebody else.
So you didn't grow these on Mars?
No, of course not. I grew them in my back yard in New Jersey.
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