kaufman
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Dance for me, little monkey; pun for me, my precious.

Maddest of the Mads #4

by kaufman
3-07-02


	Dr. Antic, tell us about your first experiments on human subjects.


	Well, I tried injecting some DNA from the Family Circus Daddy into the cowboy character.


	So I said, "Well, them kids ain't gonna generate dotted lines by themselves."


	Unfortunately, I'd spilled some of Mr. Keane's DNA on myself, so when the cops asked who'd done that to the cowboy, all I could say was "Not me."