Ah, midnight Cheers reruns. Followed by ... Infomercials! Oh, I like this one.
Consider this. When you're dead and buried, you're going to look like the man on the left, being gnawed upon by the critter on your right. Not very appetizing, is it?
But fear not. If you buy this home crematory kit for the low installment price of $29.95 a month, you will never have to worry. Watch me as I use it on myself...
I feel great! No flies nipping at my corpse! Order before midnight tonight, and you'll also get our cherry-flavored enbalming fluid!
