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CC 113: Eternal Ishment

by kaufman
4-12-02

Jesus to Satan: Take the week off, Nick. I want to handle this damnation by myself.


	...bartender gives him a suspicious look, and asks him if he's a string. And the string says:


	"OF COURSE NOT. WHAT GAVE YOU THA SILLY IDEA?"


	...Foo Bird craps on the head of the third man, who doesn't wipe it off, and lives happily ever after. And the moral of the story:


	"WEAR A BIG HAT WHEN GOING OUTSIDE."


	...looks at his mangled boots, kills the leopard with his bare hands, and takes it home. Dale Evans sees him and says:


	"HEY, TRIGGER'S IN THE BEDROOM. LET'S HAVE A THREESOME!"