Before we dismiss school for the summer, it's time for Vice-Principal Romero and me to hand out awards.
As you know, there are many awards to give, both because it boosts your self-esteem, but also because our salaries are based on how many we give out.
The Mathematics Prize goes to Danny Walker, the Social Studies Prize to Susan Wisher, Basketball King to Larry Henderson ...
Best Doodles to Darrel Mason. Staying in line, Li Chu Huang, Best Nose-Picking to Jane Anderson. Best Pronunciation of the Letter B: Amy Witt..
Smallest Shoes, Kevin O'Malley. Memorable Show and Tell, Ronny Peebles. Best Third-Grader Whose Great Uncle Has a Metal Plate in his Head, Jane Zimmer.
Creative Graffiti, Patty Sheehan. Least Incontinant: Lauren DiFazio. Least Likely to Spontaneously Combust: There's a 457-way tie. YOU ALL WIN!
