What a joke! You want to put ME in jail? Never mind how many drinks I *hic* had, ossifer, there are hundreds of more dangerous *hic* drivers on the road. You should arrest THEM.
Yeah, right. Show me one bigger risk on the road than you.
just 30 seconds later...
See that guy talking on a cell phone and tossing his cigarette butt out of that SUV with cream-colored tags and headlights blaring in broad daylight?
Yeah, what about him?
I ask you, who is the bigger driving hazard? Me or a psycopathic eco-rapist drug-addicted litterbug from New Jersey who is not paying attention to the road?
Okay, no ticket. This time you get off with just a warning.
