Mario, we've been receiving complaints from the zoo. They say you broke into the raccoon pen, taped some raccoons to your ass and then attempted to jump on their roof.
Si, boss. The racoon-a suit helps-a me to fly.
I see. So this isn't some kind of sick sexual perversion, then, involving you enjoying having small furry creatures inserted into your gaping rectum.
No, boss.
Forget I said anything, then.
What's that squeaking noise-a coming from your trousers?
