So, anyway, the doctor says my piles have finally cleared up. I'm having a party to celebrate. I've bought a couple of kegs and a crate of Jack Daniels.
Really? Wow, this is going to be one wild -bzzt - party!
Yeah, it's going to be pretty mental - hey! what are you doing?
KER-TRANS-FORM!
Decepticons!
That's right, piles-boy! Now hand over the booze or you'll be suffering a little - ahem - recurrance.
