Make myself a cap from your buttocks 2005

Author: kramer_vs_kramer

Date: September 28, 2005

I do not understand. Tell me more of this human thing called "love".
Love? Love is sitting alone every weekend, wondering why the phone never rings while listening to the couple upstairs having noisy sex.
Love is watching all the happy couples walking through town while knowing deep down all you have to go home to is a "Barely Legal" DVD and a bottle of hand lotion.
I'm going to go and ask someone else.