What happened to you, Farmer Giles? You look like you've just gone ten rounds with Muhammed Ali-en.
I've just spent the morning trying to milk the thargon space cow. It wouldn't keep still, and all I got at the end of it was this quart of strangely thick milk.
That cow over there?
Yep, ol' Bessie.
Dude, that's the male cow.
That would explain why, when I gave some of the milk to my daughter to drink, she spat it straight out.