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| You have to help me officer. Somebody broke into my pants while I was asleep and left a big shit in there. | |
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| I see, and do you have a description? | |
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| Well, it was kind of half solid and half liquid, like if Salvador Dali had painted it. | |
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| No, I mean of the felon who did the deed. | |
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| I dunno, but the shit seemed to contain the hairs of a small rodent. | |
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| 10-4, 10-4. get a warrant for Richard Gere's arrest immediately! | |
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