Justin, where's Joey? You haven't sacked him again, have you? We need him for rehearsals.
Oh, no. I just sent him out on a little errand. But don't worry, I've got a replacement in.
Really?
Yes. His name is Death Gnarly and I borrowed him from the Norwegian black metal band next door. He's going to play guitar on "Die foul bitch of the night"
"Die foul bitch of the night"? That's a new one. What are the lyrics like?
Death helped me with them. It's kind of "GNNNAAAAAARRRRR!" followed by a lot of wailing. It's a surefire hit!
