"Dear McDonalds. I hate your food with every bone in my body. Tonight, all your restaurants will BURN! Your moron staff will perish in my flames of justice!"
Hold on chum, I don't think you want to send that email.
Egad! Fuzzyman- email supervisor! I swear, I'm just joshing. I'm not really going to burn down McDonalds and slaughter countless innocents! Don't tell the feds!
Huh? Oh, don't worry. I was just going to ask you to send that to Burger King while you're at it. I bloody hate them!
