HOW DARE PUNY FLESH MAN TRY TO RUN. THERE IS NO ESCAPE FROM MECHA-SANTA. PREPARE FOR CRUSHING!
Wait! Santa, I know you're in there somewhere. Please hear me. Santa isn't about crushing, he is about love and the joy of giving.
Ack! You're right! I was on the brink of becoming a monster, and going against all I stand for. Thank you, Fuzzyman, thank you for saving me from myself.
Ha! Without your armour, you're vunerable. EAT FLAMETHROWER DEATH!!!
Hmmm, I think I've just screwed my chances of getting that pony for Christmas.
