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Taking the ****
LadyJ, you've caught the bouquet at the last 7 weddings you've attended. Give it back so I can throw it again.
What? No way! I caught it fair and square!
J, we all know you'll never get married. Give someone else a chance.
Why do I have to give it back? Ranma X gets to keep what he caught!
Did you _see_ the bridesmaid he left with? He won't _want_ to keep what he's caught.
05/10/16 - He has a point.
09/21/13 - Good job!
07/30/13 - The Chicken or the Argh
07/22/13 - Awkward conversations: Bitten by the bug
01/28/13 - Cosmetwitch surgery
04/01/12 - Foolin' around
03/18/12 - No interest
12/18/11 - That's what friends are for
09/07/11 - Thumbs, Part II
09/07/11 - Thumbs, Part I
09/07/11 - LOLignment
07/30/11 - Guinness - Breaking Records in Inspiring Bad Business Ideas
06/27/11 - Thundera thighs
06/22/11 - Sword of O, man.
06/14/11 - Even the cool jobs suck sometimes
06/08/11 - The Dating Game
06/08/11 - In the eye of the beholder
05/16/11 - It's the end of the puns as we know them, and I feel fine!
05/13/11 - The things you learn at a pub quiz...
05/08/11 - Isn't "free-thinker" a categorization?
04/12/11 - Sommelier Pirates
03/24/11 - Think he gets 401k matching?
03/23/11 - Tastes like short-term strategy!
03/10/11 - This comic is not available at your security clearance
03/06/11 - Spoiler #4: The viciousness cycle
03/03/11 - Curb your #paranoia, geeks. These are just the infrareds.
03/03/11 - The officer's lament
02/24/11 - Pork and dreams
02/22/11 - Such tsuris!
02/22/11 - But is it art?
10/08/10 - Vocabulary class
10/07/10 - Going Postal
10/07/10 - Deflator Mouse
08/26/10 - Beware
08/25/10 - Ignore/block
08/03/10 - What to do in the event of an emergency
07/31/10 - The Reverse-Yoko
07/31/10 - The punchline's a Zynga
07/15/10 - A meeting with my publisher
07/13/10 - And that's how she ended up with a chia pet
07/12/10 - Pay no attention to the man behind the merkin!
06/26/10 - Too much internet in my porn
06/23/10 - Lessons from mom
06/22/10 - Don't knock sense
06/20/10 - Just say no.
06/19/10 - If you already know, why do you ask?
06/17/10 - And why the hell did you bid?
06/17/10 - Smug cat is smug
06/16/10 - Transcendental Medication
06/15/10 - Testing the waters
06/14/10 - Ironic humor
06/13/10 - More one-note characters
06/13/10 - Schtick Figures
06/12/10 - OPC #51: What they do when you miss a payment
06/12/10 - Loosely based on a real conversation
06/12/10 - A hair over the line
06/11/10 - Transfusing musings
06/11/10 - Transfusing musings
06/11/10 - Transfusing musings
06/10/10 - A gut feeling, part 2
06/10/10 - Quotables: The Series, Episode XI - Benjamin Franklin
06/09/10 - FML
06/05/10 - The Red Balloon Planet
06/03/10 - Crazy Hot
06/02/10 - On the watercooler front
06/01/10 - And you thought the REAL mafia was scary.
05/31/10 - Razing awareness
05/29/10 - Suitability iii
05/27/10 - Suitability 2
05/27/10 - Suitability
05/26/10 - A gut feeling
05/25/10 - It's not just for Mafia Wars
05/24/10 - Added bonus?
05/24/10 - Spoiler #3: Metaspoiler
05/24/10 - Spoiler #2
05/23/10 - How I will not be spending my Monday
05/23/10 - Wild Kingdom
05/21/10 - No one really wins at Quarters
05/20/10 - Reanimated joke
05/19/10 - In the Loop
05/18/10 - Stork reality
05/17/10 - Sociopathic Medicine
05/17/10 - ...but the other one was about mimes
05/16/10 - Prone to sneezures
05/16/10 - Slick
05/16/10 - Softening the blow
05/15/10 - The one-panel anti-joke
05/15/10 - Street cleaning
05/14/10 - Adding insult to injury
05/13/10 - How many pricks does it take to make a tattoo?
05/12/10 - Why I can't stay clean
05/11/10 - Tae Kwon D'oh!
05/10/10 - The name is confusing
05/09/10 - Join the club
05/08/10 - The Never Ending Series, Episode 10: Cheesy
05/07/10 - Ways to get arrested in NYC
05/06/10 - Typo negative
05/06/10 - Hewlett Peckered
05/05/10 - Sensory deprivation
05/04/10 - Better than Hell
05/03/10 - Body Transformation
05/02/10 - Modern-day bogeymen that kids would do well to fear
05/02/10 - Soylentburger
05/01/10 - That's what friends are for
04/30/10 - Irate Pirate
04/29/10 - International House of Puncakes
04/28/10 - But it's done. So there.
04/27/10 - Me-ouch
04/26/10 - Put a CORK in it
04/25/10 - Liberty and justice for all
04/24/10 - For a good cause
04/24/10 - The Aftermath of Jen McCreight's Boobquake
04/23/10 - Here's that hint you dropped
04/22/10 - A gay occasion
04/21/10 - Maybe that isn't a plasma center
04/21/10 - I'm sure it is a very important cause
04/20/10 - Militia's Intent
04/20/10 - How to be a loser, gracefully
04/19/10 - Lancing With the Stars? American Midol?
04/18/10 - No fumar
04/17/10 - That's just how we roll
04/16/10 - I get those confused too
04/16/10 - Who answers the call for justice?
04/15/10 - Memories
04/14/10 - Sub-ject
04/14/10 - "So's your mom" works, too.
04/13/10 - New Original Flavor
04/12/10 - Too much information?
04/12/10 - Pun Control
04/12/10 - Gas mileage
04/12/10 - Disgracebook status
04/11/10 - Believe me alone
04/11/10 - Tumor humor
06/20/08 - Settling
01/26/08 - The honeymoon is over
11/04/07 - Another anti-joke
11/04/07 - The anti-joke
10/16/07 - An honest mistake
10/01/07 - For Mike B... and his boobs
10/01/07 - For Mike B... and his slacks
09/23/07 - Samaritanic
09/21/07 - Last Aid
09/21/07 - Dorkus Provicus!
09/20/07 - Hypothetically
08/08/07 - A meeting with my publisher
08/07/07 - Compliment-jitsu beats blame-fu
08/01/07 - The Poopsmith
07/31/07 - All things in moderation
07/31/07 - Subtlety receptors offline
07/21/07 - Spoiler
07/10/07 - Kids say the darndest things
07/03/07 - A meeting with my publisher
05/13/07 - Watch this!
05/12/07 - Crime Scene Unseen
04/19/07 - A meeting with Human Resources
04/16/07 - Goals
04/12/07 - Coincidence? I think the Tralfamadorans know better.
12/03/06 - Ensign Timmy flips out
12/03/06 - I enjoy being a girl
12/26/05 - Her cheating heart
11/28/05 - Ode to an ass
09/22/05 - Knockers II
09/22/05 - Knockers
06/30/05 - Hell is other people
06/25/05 - Happy Anniversary!
01/24/04 - Foolproof
01/24/04 - Sweets for the sweet...
01/24/04 - Stop me if you've heard this two...
01/23/04 - Stop me if you've heard this one...
01/20/04 - Knock Knock! Who's There? Recycling Duck!
01/15/04 - Brrrrroadband
01/15/04 - Head Hostess
01/08/04 - FTC #17 - The Great Salsa Riot
01/08/04 - Instrumental
01/08/04 - Serenade
01/06/04 - Lesson
06/15/03 - GenCon 2003!!
01/20/03 - Yes, I know that "troll" is supposed to be a verb.
12/30/02 - VH1 Behind the Music: Cutting room floor episode 41
11/24/02 - Poor Maxis Tester Boy
11/24/02 - ROFLMAO!
11/24/02 - Typical conversation on the Maxis Beta Test Boards
11/06/02 - It's a tough job...
11/06/02 - Remembering Bongo
11/06/02 - Appreciation
11/06/02 - Stripper's block
11/04/02 - Hammer.exe
11/04/02 - Festoons!
11/01/02 - Breaking up is hard to do
11/01/02 - Muscle for hire
10/07/02 - Searching for awareness
09/24/02 - Hooray for the red, white, and blue balls!
09/21/02 - Loses something in the translation, no?
09/11/02 - Waiting for ObiJo.
09/07/02 - This is my life, part 16
09/07/02 - This is my life, part 15
09/07/02 - This is my life, part 14
09/07/02 - This is my life, part 13
09/07/02 - This is my life, part 12
09/07/02 - This is my life, part 11
09/07/02 - This is my life, part 10
09/07/02 - This is my life, part 9
09/07/02 - This is my life, part 8
09/07/02 - This is my life, part 7
09/07/02 - This is my life, part 6
09/07/02 - This is my life, part 5
09/07/02 - This is my life, part 4
09/07/02 - This is my life, part 3
09/07/02 - This is my life, part 2
09/07/02 - This is my life, part 1
09/03/02 - Yay for social reform! Hire an ex-con today!
07/25/02 - Stress
07/16/02 - The Dahmer Bris
01/14/02 - Early Futuristic TV Sitcoms
01/10/02 - Stripcreator U
01/04/02 - fiche-ing for compliments
01/03/02 - It's funny 'cause it's true.
12/13/01 - The same old grind?
12/12/01 - The Riddle Of The Spanx - Part One
12/08/01 - Quotables: The Series, Episode X - Nietzsche
12/08/01 - Quotables: The Series, Episode IX - Casey Stengel
12/07/01 - Quotables: The Series, Episode VIII - Abraham Lincoln
12/07/01 - Quotables: The Series, Episode VII - David Garnett
12/07/01 - Quotables: The Series, Episode VI - Martial
12/07/01 - Quotables: The Series, Episode V - Benito Mussolini
12/07/01 - Quotables: The Series, Episode IV - Steven Wright
12/07/01 - Quotables: The Series, Episode III - Mae West
12/07/01 - Quotables: The Series, Episode II - Hedy Lamarr
12/07/01 - Quotables: The Series, Episode I - Eleanor Roosevelt
12/04/01 - Cowboy Psychics
12/04/01 - Alien Physics
12/04/01 - You always hurt the ones you love.
12/03/01 - Truth is sadder than fiction - The End
12/03/01 - Truth is sadder than fiction - Part V
12/03/01 - Truth is sadder than fiction - Part IV
12/03/01 - Truth is sadder than fiction - Part III
12/03/01 - Truth is sadder than fiction - Part II
12/03/01 - Truth is sadder than fiction - Part I
12/01/01 - Claus and Effect
11/28/01 - Is there a doctor in the house?
11/27/01 - Golden Birthday
11/13/01 - Well, Duh!
10/28/01 - another groovy mystery solved!
10/23/01 - Halloweenies
10/22/01 - Untitled
10/09/01 - Toothgnip's Believe It or Bite Me! - The Netgeek Edition
10/02/01 - Persistence of Memory in the Absence of Cash
10/01/01 - Data Entry
09/24/01 - purity, part 2.
09/24/01 - purity
09/21/01 - Best friends can say *almost* anything
09/18/01 - Serial Comic ]|[ - What's my motivation?
09/15/01 - Comic Cup IV - Stripper Spankling's School
09/15/01 - Untitled
09/15/01 - War of the avatars!
09/15/01 - Hooray!
09/11/01 - Salvaging from the rubble
09/08/01 - Mime School
09/07/01 - No, baby, no!
09/06/01 - Donkey sodomy - it's a living.
09/06/01 - Donkey sodomy, part III
09/06/01 - Donkey sodomy, part II
09/06/01 - Donkey sodomy, part I
09/06/01 - No, wirthling, this one's not about donkey sodomy.
08/17/01 - with apologies to max cannon
07/19/01 - Go west, young lady!
06/18/01 - Taking the ****
06/02/01 - CC #33 Part II
06/02/01 - CC #33 Part I
05/30/01 - CDT stands for Central Daylight Time!
05/21/01 - CC #31 - Captain Monosyllabic to the rescue!
05/19/01 - selfish twit
05/16/01 - coyote-evading speeds
05/16/01 - CC30: Love is...
05/15/01 - whack
05/14/01 - no justice
05/14/01 - the IRS blows goats.
05/12/01 - more thoughts on Douglas Adams
05/12/01 - in poor taste
05/12/01 - R.I.P. Douglas Adams.
05/09/01 - there's always someone stronger.
05/09/01 - is this some kind of joke?
05/09/01 - it's not easy being grey.
05/09/01 - complex and simple.
05/09/01 - and it's still funny!
05/09/01 - double your pleasure.
05/09/01 - all that will be left
05/09/01 - guilty pleasures
05/09/01 - complexities
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