I enjoy being a girl

Author: ladyjdotnet

Date: December 3, 2006

by ladyjdotnet
12-03-06
I feel so happy and free and...
...wait a sec... what just happened? Who are you?
Yar, I be Captain Bloodsnatch! I'll be maraudin' around yer waters for the next 4 or 5 days!
So, ya got any chocolate? Chips? Ooo, how about some of those chocolate-covered pretzels? Best of both worlds, eh?
Goddamnit.