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Author: ladyjdotnet

Date: October 22, 2001

by ladyjdotnet
10-22-01
I got a telegram from Grandma.
Oh? Wait, isn't she on her way here?
She was kicked off her flight because she wouldn't give up her knitting needles.
Why did they want her knitting needles?
They were afraid she was going to knit an Afghan.