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Funnier than lung cancer, but not as funny as rectal cancer.

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by ladyjdotnet
5-26-10
I've been having abdominal pains all day. Not quite sharp pains, just kind of a sporadic poking, varying in magnitude and frequency. They've been quite distracting.
I imagined finally that there was a gnome in my intestines, scraping and tapping and prodding with a rusty trowel, looking for structural weaknesses.
I'd like to believe he intends to repair any such weakness, but I know he's looking to get out. I won't really be in a position to care one way or the other what he does after that.
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