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| I watch the news a lot, and whenever something funny happens, like when Cheney shot that guy, I immediately start writing jokes about it. | |
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| But then I start thinking about it and I know Letterman and Leno and Conan are going to just beat it to death before I get any mileage out of it. | |
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| It's like you got picked to be in a Jenna Jameson 500-guy gangbang film, and then you show up and you're like 497 in line. You still might do it, but it's not going to be fresh. | |
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