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TPB Kalarus experiences a quick recovery from his disasterous date as he logs onto Lensmoor:
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| Alora tells you 'Kalarus! Engage Emergency Status-Circle-Phase Nine, URGENT Mode! This is SERIOUS!!' | |
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| ...alas, my damsel has recieved bad statuses, I must act quickly to recieve nude pix! | |
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| Alora tells you 'ENGAGE ENGAGE! Status-Circle Handbook page 76, #8. Alora's whois must be protected at all costs!' | |
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| ...simulated chivalry...causing... actual erection... she said the word..."engage"... l-o-l... | |
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Alora grows impatient, then worried, what has happened to her hero?
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| Alora tells you 'Hello?... Kalarus? Are you jerking off to the word "engage" again? It doesn't sound *that* sexual...' | |
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| ...what...the shit... she said the word "sexual"... ughghhgh.. gugh ... | |
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