lenzor  

"This is an open invitation for anyone interested to apply to play our kid character!!

...except if you refuse to be whichever alignment we order you to be...

...or if you won't run all potential statuses/ worlds/notes by us before posting them...

...or, actually, if you enjoy being unique in any way...

...or if you won't meet me IRL and have sex with me...

Tell you what, let's call the whole thing off and we'll just play Li'l Dickface ourselves. Thanks anyway!!! :):)"