Teen Temptation by manis2society12-28-03 Teens are easily recruited by Satan You are a groovy chick. Let's Have sex, OK? You are a little fresh, but OK.. See You Soon ... As a liberal I believe in safe sex whatever... ... IN HELL Maybe what I did was WRONG? Hey, Its good enough for me. BWAHAHA!
Apo-calypso by manis2society12-28-03 LIBERALS SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS I believe that Bush was wrong to invade Iraq Yeah, ya dope, but it'll be good for our OIL PORTFOLIOS BUT They are UNAWARE who is USING them What you don't know... is that I RULE your THOUGHTS! urk? That's why the GODLESS Chinese will take over America heh heh-heh
ALIENS... ATTACK! by manis2society12-28-03 The not-too-distant FUTURE... We approach our target... EARTH! Are you sure they are ripe for CONQUEST? Earth is weakened by Liberal Ideas and Morality Whasssup, Earthling? I must... Be... TOLERANT.... The CONQUEST is EASILY ACCOMPLISHED! Thank God they didn't LISTEN TO GEORGE BUSH!
A Patton-ted Solution by manis2society12-28-03 NEW YEARS 2004... Dubya, The Saddam Double has been caught and STILL the Iraqis are attacking our boys Dick, You TOLD me it would WORK... SOLUTION: No Halfway Measures - Bomb them back to the Stone Age This Kinda Sucks... This Kinda Sucks... Election Day 2004 WAR...I love it, God help me, I do love it more than my life...
Patriots'R'Us by manis2society12-28-03 It Looks Innocent Enough... Welcome to ALL-AMERICAN Mini-Mart May I buy a popsicle? But The PATRIOT ACT knows better! John Ashcroft cares about EACH and EVERY ONE of his DETAINEES urk? AND... YOU GUYS ARE NEXT! oops yike
Another Miracle in George Bush's America by manis2society12-28-03 IT ALWAYS STARTS OUT THE SAME... You should have thought of that when you BOUGHT your CAT! Honestly Officer, I didn't KNOW they couldn't PEE without a LICENSE! But PRISON is a good EYE-OPENER! Stay AWAY... You CREEP! Come here my PRETTY... and your little CAT, too! AND MIRACLES HAPPEN EVERYWHERE... I just wish they'd stop VISUALIZING me like this. Don't they know I've ASCENDED? Do I have to sacrifice my KITTY?
REEFER MADNESS by manis2society12-28-03 A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood Wanna smoke MJ with me? Sure, sounds GROOVY But SOON... GROOOOVIN... WHOA, this shit is INTENSE! A mind is a terrible thing to WASTE I am blue ... I am a tree ... I am over THERE... Arggh! Alas poor Yorick..... I knew him, Horatio
FAIR IS FAIR... by manis2society12-29-03 In America, there are people who think even animals don't belong in cages... Grumble... lousy ten year mandatory sentence... If I'd killed someone I would've got out SOONER! Fortunately, Our President doesn't THINK that way! Grumble... 2 years now without even a lawyer... on an immigration charge?
DEFENDING YOUR LIFE by manis2society12-29-03 AFTER YOU DIE... You are welcomed by the DWELLER ON THE THRESHOLD... TONIGHT... We have a really BIG sheow... Fuck, I'm not... DEAD... am I...? You may flash BACK... to the moment of your demise... I guess... SIGH...I forgot... to... SIGNAL... OR you may REMEMBER... your biggest REGRET... Who TALKED me into VOTING for that ... MORON?
MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATRE 2000 by manis2society12-30-03 SPACE .... THE FINAL FRONTIER... I LOVE this shit Pass the POPCORN.. The aliens are going to TAKE over Earth now... Shh... You'll spoil it! So THATS how he got in OFFICE! LAME .... We'd NEVER elect such a MORON President
The Secret Life of Dick Cheney Pt. 1 by manis2society12-30-03 Very EARLY one DC morning... No WAY! Izzat fuckin' Dick Cheney? heh ...heh, heh... Maybe I'll follow him to see what he's UP TO... heh-heh .... heh She observes from a WINDOW... heh-heh, here we are... Sir, The device is READY!
Secret Life of Dick Cheney Pt. 2 by manis2society12-30-03 Zoe watches as DICK Cheney has entered some strange device... That sucked up so much juice, the LIGHTS went out! heh-heh, heh When the lights RETURN, Zoe realizes she has witnessed a strange TRANSFORMATION See You Tonight, Mr Cheney... heh-heh, heh Zoe realizes Dick Cheney has a plan for TOTAL WORLD DOMINATION! So AFTER he blows up the WTC, he goes into hiding at the "undisclosed LOCATION"... Just come to BED...heh....heh-heh
They are getting DESPERATE! by manis2society1-03-04 In Osama Bin Laden's Cave... Our ally Saddam has been captured and our New Years Eve attack thwarted, thanks to America's GEORGE BUSH. Now it is all up to YOU! I will not fail you, Oh Osama... LATER... in a warehouse in KARACHI.... We must think of something fiendishly clever or George Bush will defeat us But sister, what devilish plan could POSSIBLY succeed? SUDDENLY... I know, we will convince the pathetic Americans to vote for HOWARD DEAN! PERFECT! Then WE TERRORISTS will have WON!
REALLY FAIR AND BALANCED by manis2society1-04-04 NEWS .... The way it OUGHT to be... A man who looked like Saddam Hussein was CAPTURED by the MILITARY today, Susan... Well, I'm from Missouri... so show me... It could have been Saddam's double, though... They're saying its his DNA, but they didn't actually SHOW US the results, Dan And they sure LIED to us about those WMDs, Susan... And we're not going to let them get away with it THIS time, Dan