They are getting DESPERATE!

Author: manis2society

Date: January 3, 2004

by manis2society
1-03-04
In Osama Bin Laden's Cave...
Our ally Saddam has been captured and our New Years Eve attack thwarted, thanks to America's GEORGE BUSH. Now it is all up to YOU!
I will not fail you, Oh Osama...
LATER... in a warehouse in KARACHI....
We must think of something fiendishly clever or George Bush will defeat us
But sister, what devilish plan could POSSIBLY succeed?
SUDDENLY...
I know, we will convince the pathetic Americans to vote for HOWARD DEAN!
PERFECT! Then WE TERRORISTS will have WON!