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| You see, here's how it works: every action (or inaction for that matter) that John takes passes through a complex algorithm (an evil one) that translates said action into evil. | |
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| John buys a jar of peanut butter: a baby panda dies. John scratches his nose: bye bye Di. The algorithm is such that every action by John is weighted similarly. | |
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| That is, bad deeds by John produce no more evil than good deeds -September 11th could have equally been caused by John's letting another driver merge as by his thinking of toddlers while masturbating. | |
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