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Are you poor? Are you bored? Is all of your college gone home for easter weekend (including your roomate and your friends)? if you answered yes to all of these things then follow these steps.
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| its free. its easy. it wastes time. and you'll have fun. trust me. | |
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| Step 2. Have lots of sex with a hot boy. preferably a boy who looks like this --> | |
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| ..but if there are no cute boys around REFRAIN FROM HAVING SEX. Do not have sex with ugly boys. You'll wake up sick in the stomach. | |
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| Step 3. Do drugs. if you dont have drugs and no money then improvise. drink cough syrup. bum alcohol off the strange towns people. smoke spices from the kitchen. | |
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| Lastly if you are really bored, hitch hike to ithaca and moon the cornell boys. If you follow these steps you will pass the time away, trust me. Mwahahahaha. oh.um. goodbye. | |
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