Waiting for those reese's pieces to finally fall, huh?
Yes, for the last four days, and don't you try and get a bag either because that dangly bag is mine and if it falls, it's mine.
Of course it is. That's the way I designed it. 23 years of research and it's all coming to fruition. Did you know I make 13 cents a bag? So you see, it's in my best interests if you buy multiple bags.
I knew it! I freaking knew it! I knew there had to be some logical reason for all of this, some answer!
23 years ago...
13 cents a bag, 5 bags a week, 7 employees in the office...no, no, NO! It won't be enough..wait, I've got it! A defective dispenser arm..hahahahaHA!
