My beautiful, beautiful Staple-bot 2000. You make all of my staple needs so simple. La-la-love you!
*Staple-bot loves you as well, Dr. Toby.*
Your delicious jaws of 300lbs of pressure psi, your rack holding 1,000,000 standard staples with chisel points, the clicky nosie you make when you staple. It's sinful.
*The feeling is reciprocal, Dr. Toby.*
What about Parkbench-bot 2000??? WHY HAVE I BEEN FORESAKEN?!
