This year's office award for most redundant and repetitive statements goes to...Jeanie Stableton!
Oh my! This is a big surprise! They called my name and said that I won the award, then I came up here and accepted it. When I got on the microphone, I told everyone how it was unexpected, my winning.
I'm going to go to the restroom now. I drink a lot of water on hot days. You lose lots of water on hot days, so I drink more of it. It makes me go to the bathroom a lot, on hot days, that is.