Could someone give me a boost here? Ah screw it. For his tireless efforts in saving the city of Detroit from the talking dolphin attack, we'd like to present Jesus with the key to the city.
Jesus! Oops, I mean, Jesus?
You know, standing here, holding this key to Detroit, I have to say, I'm about the luckiest guy on the planet. Except for Phil Mills of Indiana, he's THE luckiest man on the planet.
