Psst, come here. I'm a defenseless plant, not a venus flytrap.
Sounds reasonable.
So, too, does a dumbass manage to avoid any subjects that may reveal that he's a dumbass on a blind date. She won't realize what a waste of time he is until she's actually wasted time on him.
Your handsome.
Why, yes I am.
It's nature's way of taking care of the undesirable.
