Would you like to hear the latest gossip? Someone who works here is going to be asked to leave or take a demotion.
Piss off, GossipBot. I'm trying to get some work done here.
Are you sure? GossipBot has many juicy details about the office. Also, GossipBot loves to tell all.
No! I said go away. I'm working.
GossipBot has some juicy gossip about someone whose harddrive is full of pornographic material, and he has red hair and a black shirt, and his name starts with a 'E'.
Hey hey, GossipBot, not so fast. I'd like to hear some of your gossip.