I read an article once about this guy who had a chicken with no head and he kept it alive for years with an eye dropper. A headless chicken. Dropping food right down its throat.
Why are you telling me this story?
I was just thinking that if your head got accidently chopped off, it'd be OK because I could keep you alive for years with an eyedropper.
Where exactly did you read this?
You know, now that I think about it, I may have made that story up when I found that axe in the bushes. Silly me.
