Say bud, where do you guys keep the coffee around here?
No coffee. The powers-that-be won't allow it.
Why's that?
If we have coffee, we might wake up. If we wake up we might realize that our jobs suck. If we realize our jobs suck, we might look for another one. It's for the best.
Man, that really blows. I need my morning cup of go-go juice, you know?
They're really smart about the whole thing. They give you turkey sandwiches and a glass of wine but then they turn the air on really cold so you're sluggish but you can still work.
