Hey all y'all fellow Americans. I was just readin' in the news...oops, I mean the Yahoo home page, that unemployment is at an all time high.
To help boost the economy and give everyone a fair shake at the brass ring, I'd like to offer $25 million to the person who captures Saddam Hussein, dead or alive.
It's like the lottery only better. So get on it America, find Waldo and bring him back dead. Oops, I meant to say Saddam, and dead OR alive.
