Hey man, did you know that Playstation has started making cars? I just got their Imprezza. It's awesome.
Uh-oh, I think you might have been sold a piece of junk. What did the salesman tell you about the car?
The more millage you put on it, the more features it unlocks. I hit 40,000 today and I now have a fourth speed unlocked on the windshield wipers.
Unlocking features while you're driving? That doesn't sound very safe.
You know, now that you mention it, at 20,000 miles it did start leaking carbon dioxide into the car and I urinated on myself. I thought it was kind of convenient, though.
