As I look at my calendar I see that it's August 12, and that's a great day for me, isn't it, Captain Obvious?
Not understanding what you are talking about, I find myself confused and must ask, what are you talking about?
Why, August 12, it's national Release Your Enemies from Prison day.
Boy, that sounds suspicious, because you're evil and why would I want to release you when you are evil. That perplexes me.
Well, it's written right here on my calendar.
Well, even though it's written in human excrement on the calendar, who am I to disagree. I bet you can't wait to get out and cause mayhem. You're free.
