Hello, jogging enthusiast, your shirt proclaiming that you enjoy the act of jogging is actually a gerund. I'm sure you were unaware.
The more things change, the more some things will never change.
All right, I'm going to try and stop you all, even though I don't feel like I have the ability to because it's all of you against me. I wish I had help.
You do have help, Captain Obvious, and it comes in the form of Deus ex Machina Monkey.
