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The Further Adventures of Retard-Man

by mmyers
8-06-03

Retard-Man's first day at work.


	Hey, welcome to the company, Retard-Man. Hey, with a name like that, you must be a real freaking idiot, huh?


	Actually, it's Retardman. I'm Jewish. And, no, I'm not an idiot. I was salutatorian at Princeton with a 4.0 GPA.

Nice try, Retard-Man, you stupid person with low IQ.


	Whatever, Retard-Man. Pick up that hammer and nails and hammer yourself in the head. You know you want to.


	No I don't. That'd be ridiculous, plus, I feel like it's been performed 100s of times in more humorous ways.

Go back to your synagogue, Retardman.


	You goofy bastard. It's great to have you on board. I'm sure I'm going to get tons of laughs at your expense.