I appreciate your hiring me, Miss Chicka. I'll do my best.
Hey Darby, if you've got time to lean, you've got time to clean. Sponge the counters if you have nothing better to do.
Um, I think the counters haven't been sponged here in about a decade. It seems redundant to do it now.
If you've got time to talk back, you've got time to drain fat. I want you to drain the fat bins underneath the grills.
I've noticed your managerial style involves rhyming things. Um...if I've got time to grab a broom, do I have enough time to go to the bathroom? I really gotta pee.
Pee on your own time. If you've got time to complain, you've got...I'll be in my office making up more rhymes.