So...here I am...the 1st chimp on the moon in the year 2025. Waitaminute, this isn't the moon...it's Earth. You fucking morons! YOU BLEW IT UP! YOU BLEW...no wait, there's a fast food restaurant.
Welcome to Kajun Burger, in the year 2025. Have a Kajun Burger on the 'ouse.
Oh, Kajun, how cruel Father Time has been to your once bashful good looks. *munch**munch* You fucking moron! YOU MADE IT OUT OF HAGUS! YOU MADE IT OUT OF HAGUS!
