Hi, I'm Pamela Anderson urging you to boycott chicken hate monger KFC until they agree to more ethical treatment of chickens. KFC slaughters millions of chickens every year.
I'd just like a TV in the rec room, and maybe a ping pong table, you know, to pass the time.
These chickens are treated horribly, kept in small cages and treated inhumanly, before being cooked in the Colonel's 7 original herbes and spices, with your choice of original or extra crispy skin.
Fuck the treatment part, what about the fucking eating lady? I don't think it matters what happens on the way there, I still fucking die.
So please, join me in the fight against KFC until they improve the pre-slaughter conditions of this delicious and stupid bird.
Hey Pamela, we both got breast reductions, the difference is that mine is terminal.
