Grandma, what was it like to live during the Depression?
Oh, it was sad and poor. We didn't have much. All we really did have was the deep dickin'.
Excuse me?
Yep, we were so poor, your grandpa and I, all we'd do is sit around and bone. Slobbin' the knob as we used to say. We couldn't afford much clothes...
Please stop.
So we'd just walk around naked, goin' at it. Why I'm sure we'd be up to our armpits in young-uns if not for that shrapnel that shaved off his nut in WW2. Still, he was spry as a jack rabbit.
