Hear me out on this one, Fred. You'll be auditioning to be the host of an infomercial on an herbal sex supplement...
I'm Matt...
You'll say you've been doing years of research on an exciting new product that's been helping men and women sexually everywhere and is sweeping the country.
But I haven't been doing research on people.
No, but you'll say that you're a certified scientist and psychologist and you'll introduce other doctor's who'll back up your outlandish claims.
