Sorry I had to lie to you, Paco dude. I just felt weird telling someone that I just discovered I have a sister.
No problem. I'd been wanting an excuse to dance all day. So how'd you find out you have a sister?
An email. She signed it "Amanda, filing clerk, Vestal, NY."
So this isn't a real sister or relative, this is just some filing clerk?
It's better than a relative or real sister, it's another filing clerk. I'm not alone anymore. I...I think my deoderant just crapped out. Be back in a sec.