Mister, I came to New york to find my soul mate but this isn't at all what I expected. There's no bright lights or big city as the Michael J Fox movie had foretold.
Dat movie sucked fat dick. Nah kid, that was New York, New York. Dis here's Vestal, New York.
Shit.
Yeah, well, on da upside, kid, there's only a few buildings here so if she's here, she's bound to be in one of 'em.
