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Bush wants to journey to the moon

by mmyers
1-15-04


	I'm ready for us to claim the moon and all of the planets for the United States.


	But Mr President, you're talking about entire planets. They don't belong strictly to the US.


	Well Neil, while I respect how far you can stretch yourself and no matter how hard I pull on you, you snap back...


	That's Stretch Armstrong, Mr Bush. I'm Neil Amstrong, the astronaut.