Hey, I'm Pete, your sales associate. I see you're looking at that car. What can I do to get you to drive off the lot with it today? Let me talk to my boss and see if he'll come off the sticker price.
Dude, fuck off. I'm just looking around for a cheap car. Quit following me. Go away. Fuck this, man. I'm outta here.
Salesguy Pete 35 years later...
Hey Pete, now that you're retiring, why don't you help out a younger sales guy and tell me your secret to selling all those cars.
Relentless hounding, my friend. I follow them around the lot, yelling facts and figures at them. I make them buy or I make them leave. I...I don't feel so good. I think I've been poisoned! *Dies*
Here at Honorable Ninja Used Cars, we feel that high pressure sales are dishonorable and shame themselves. That's why I personally hunt down and kill high pressure sales people.
It's just Honorable Ninja way of saying he appreciate your business. He also does this by urinating on their graves. It's that bit of extra attention that you get at Honorable Ninja.
