Boy, I'm getting fucked in the ass by my new benefits plan.
Hey, don't knock it till you've tried it, right?
He thinks I'm gay! I had better say something quick, something manly, so that he knows which side of the plate I'm hitting on.
I enjoy hunting for small game animals, and working on cars, big cars, and also football, lots of football and beer and stuff.
Not that I like to watch guys in tight pants grab each other, mind you, not that I notice that they wear tight pants, I mean, it's kind of hard not to notice the tight pants...
Is it sick that I get so much enjoyment out of watching them flounder?
