Ahem, yes, this is Ralph Emerson with Emerson, Lake, and Palmer, attorneys at law. We command you to pay our client, Ree Ree Delmar, for the wages he lost due to falling off a ladder at girl's house.
Well, Mr Emerson, and I use that name loosely, our attorneys, Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young would be happy to settle this up for everyone. Shall I put you in touch with them?
Um...no, that won't be neccesary. Good day.
What was that phone call all about?
Another one of our former employees pretending to be an attorney. I'm going to start suggesting they watch Law and Order before they call.
